A Day Which Will Live in Infamy: Cheryl Cole (soon to be Tweedy) announces seperation from Ashley

Do your remember where you were when you heard the news?

Cheryl Cole’s Management finally announced the news this afternoon that the Girls Aloud singer has seperated from her rotten, lying cheating scumbag husband. Cheryl, 26, who left the United Kingdom last week for LA after her performance at the Brits returned this morning just as her rotten, lying, cheating, scumbag husband departed the country, fearful his wife would hobble him permanently after she  learned explicit images of Ashley had been sent from a mobile phone to several women. Since the allegations first appeared in a national tabloid newspaper, other women have come forward and stated they had slept with Ashley. The footballer has denied all claims (well he would, wouldn’t he?). The Sun Newspaper revealed last weekend Cheryl texted Ashley from LA and told him to move out before she returned home. This afternoon, shortly after 4PM, Supersonic Management issued the following press release:

“Cheryl Cole is separating from her husband Ashley Cole. Cheryl asks the media to respect her privacy during this difficult time.

We have no further comment to make.”

As a nation – several nations in fact – cheer and applaud loudly at the news Cheryl finally got sense, one has to feel sorry for the poor love. Cheryl, whenever you’re feeling up to it, I’m throwing you a divorce party. I’m off to open a bottle of Bolly.

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~ by patsystone on February 23, 2010.

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