All New ultra modern pregnancy tests. With a few glitches…

Patsy Right sweeties, it’s not celeb news but it is Patsy News – the next best thing. I was on my way to the hairdressers to get my ‘hive coiffed today and I needed to use the ladies room. Nearest one to me was off the High Street in one of those things, shopping centres, you know where people who think Christian LaCroix is a French leader shop, you know those kind, they buy groceries and aren’t ashamed to carry plastic bags in public. Well, my God darling you should see their ladies rooms, what a state – and I used the john in Studio 54 where you’d go in and come out with a new drug habit and an STD. Anyway, I’m rambling – I used one and came out to wash my hands. Steering clear of the towels, I used this new fangled hand dryer which had a TV screen. I was hoping to catch up on the latest celeb gossip or something on the screen while drying my hands, next thing a voice booms out “You’re pregnant.” I jumped back in horror as every “lady” (and I use the term loosely) in the john turned to look at me. For a minute all I thought Clear Blue had devised a clever new invention that could tell by the wetness of your hands if you were with child or it was just a really clever hand dryer, who knew more about myself than I. Turns out, it was just an ad for smear testing….thank God.


~ by patsystone on October 27, 2007.

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