Copperfield up sh*t creek, allegations just won’t disappear

Things aren’t good for David Copperfield right now. FBI agents raided his Las Vegas warehouse and removed a digital camera memory chip, a computer hard drive and almost £940,000 in cash, a woman has accused him of “forcing himself” on her and now there are allegations that he has been forced to abandon his South East Asian tour.

Copperfield’s lawyer, David Chesnoff, said the allegations “are false because David Copperfield has never forced himself on anyone. ” Huh? How the hell would the he know?! Does he follow Copperfield around to bars or summat, running up to him when he’s chatting to a pretty lady, warning him “Don’t grope, that roundheels bitch looks like she might sue”?

It’s hard to have sympathy for Dave though. The bloke spend years earning millions by bullshitting us about making the Statue of Liberty disappear and telling us he could fly. And he was balling Claudia Schiffer as well. Shit had to hit the fan someday….


~ by patsystone on October 24, 2007.

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