Britney Update

Britney

So what’s new in the world of Brit? Well plenty. Roseanne Barr has spoken out on MySpace against the troubled songstress today calling her a “bad mother”. Barr has also had a go off Brit’s mother Lynn, saying she needs to “straighten” her daughter out.

Barr wrote on her MySpace blog “The judge is trying to teach you a lesson, shut your mouth and learn it! You are a bad mother, and so is your mother!

“Get your s**t together and take care of your kids. Your mom needs to lock your spoiled a** in the basement or wherever it is that you cannot get any more drugs. Stop drinking immediately too.”

She urged Lynne Spears to “do what moms do”, adding: “Lock up your kid, and sit there with her for as long as it takes to get her right!!! Get guards around her to sober her up! Sit with your kid, Mom!… Sit there with her and straighten her out… This is all your fault!!!!”

Oh no she di’in’t! Saucer of milk (low fat) for Rosie.

In other Brit News, it looks like her Malibu home is in danger of being hitby the wildfires in California. Other celebrity homes, such as Olivia Newton John’s and Tori Spelling’s B&B have already been evacuated. Britney says she’s “real scared” of the fires, but she doesn’t think they touched her home.

And finally – the TMZ photographer who had the pleasure of being run over by Britney has put his sock up for auction on Ebay. The sock was on the foot of the papper when he had his foot run over by Britney – and includes tyre markings! It’s stil there – if you fancy a bid, click on this link

The highest bidder will receive the sock in a glass frame and all proceeds will be donated to the Children’s Defense Fund.

And that’s all in Brit News for the moment – don’t stray too far sweetie, there’s bound to be more tomorrow.

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~ by patsystone on October 23, 2007.

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